That’s Some Seriously Good $#*!

I do not want to count my chickens before they hatch... 

but this is the firmest Blake poop 

I’ve seen yet and 

I just had to post the good news! 

It is a thing of beauty. 

So firm it’s defying gravity! 

Look at it cling to the toilet paper:

Blake created this masterpiece April 30th at 4:20am 

Let us all take a moment and pray

—yes even atheists like myself— 

that this trend continues and that we are very soon 

showered with pellets! 

Lord, please send us even more good shit. 

Amen.

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